dustpelt: “and you will have to present it in front of the class”
its funny because people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones conversations and figuring out your weaknesses and ill use them against you to get further in life because i hate everyone
epic-humor: unluckyships: when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
HA so these guys in the library were joking around and one is like “So when’s our date?” and they started discussing when and where and what. Then they hugged really hard and slowly pulled apart and just kind of stopped a second and the other was like “… you really gonna take me on a date?” and the first guy is like, “Uh… yeah, man I’ll take you on a date.” AND THE SECOND GUY SEEMED SO EXCITED...
thedyketheywarnyouabout: when I reblog something with just a few notes, I feel like I’m supporting a local business
Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.
oohtheyhavenibbles: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS BOWLCUTS LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
roaminromans: how to play a racing game HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY GO FAST NEVER USE BRAKES
laughingstation: me in math class
Responsibility Picking a career Thinking about the future
Listening to music through new headphones after...
asunsetdream: panicr: missbeatlegeorge: what if the reason the creators of monsters inc. waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc. of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say...
remusandthelupins: hello, yes drug dealer i’d like some weed brownies hold the weed
mazehouse: randomgeeknamedbrent: beepish: kikutalia: I’M CRYING #itadakimassachusetts Konichiwashington hawaii desu